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Wife sends pic of her husband and her best friend to cuckold's Skylight Frame

Sally Lipshank

Wife sends pic of her husband and her best friend to cuckold's Skylight Frame

Denver, Colorado—Marketed as the perfect gift for loved ones, the Skylight frame allows anyone to email pictures straight to the owner's...

The Bluff

Chief Sparout returns from suspension. Endorses Spott for mayor.

Carol Tannenbaum

Chief Sparout returns from suspension. Endorses Spott for mayor.

Spott to redesign city council chambers into shape of a vagina

Sally Lipshank

Spott to redesign city council chambers into shape of a vagina

Mayor Corkenburger introduces plan to bring light rail to Freedom Bluff

Todd Beacon

Mayor Corkenburger introduces plan to bring light rail to Freedom Bluff

Chief Sparout suspended for getting hooker in Las Vegas

Carol Tannenbaum

Chief Sparout suspended for getting hooker in Las Vegas

Mayor Corkenburger holds gun buyback event. Uses his own funds. Takes guns home.

Sonny Soderberg

Mayor Corkenburger holds gun buyback event. Uses his own funds. Takes guns home.

High school boys line up to donate sperm, get an unpleasant surprise

Carol Tannenbaum

High school boys line up to donate sperm, get an unpleasant surprise

FBCU teller fired for continually ignoring "not a drain" sign on water cooler

Mark Joseph

FBCU teller fired for continually ignoring "not a drain" sign on water cooler

An interview with Mayor Carlyle “Corky” Corkenburger

Mark Joseph

An interview with Mayor Carlyle “Corky” Corkenburger

National

PETA files federal lawsuit to halt use of "camel" as a color

Carol Tannenbaum

PETA files federal lawsuit to halt use of "camel" as a color

Wife sends pic of her husband and her best friend to cuckold's Skylight Frame

Sally Lipshank

Wife sends pic of her husband and her best friend to cuckold's Skylight Frame

Hearing Loss Association of America organizes protest against the word "definitely"

Mark Joseph

Hearing Loss Association of America organizes protest against the word "definitely"

Wife switches husband’s antidepressant for Viagra. His depression disappears.

Todd Beacon

Wife switches husband’s antidepressant for Viagra. His depression disappears.

Tiny 5'0" Ohio man now identifies as 6'3" gargantuan

Sally Lipshank

Tiny 5'0" Ohio man now identifies as 6'3" gargantuan

N.Y. Mayor Eric Adams buses homeless residents to Texas

Sally Lipshank

N.Y. Mayor Eric Adams buses homeless residents to Texas

Gun rights advocates go on knifing spree to prove that guns don’t kill people

Mark Joseph

Gun rights advocates go on knifing spree to prove that guns don’t kill people

Mattress salesman goes berserk after forgetting to play daily Wordle game, snapping streak

Sonny Soderberg

Mattress salesman goes berserk after forgetting to play daily Wordle game, snapping streak

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#46 - Don't get Bundy'd

Politics

Beto O'Rourke announces run for HOA president

Mark Joseph

Beto O'Rourke announces run for HOA president

Hillary to AOC - "America did elect a woman president. That fucker Trump stole it."

Todd Beacon

Hillary to AOC - "America did elect a woman president. That fucker Trump stole it."

Gov Stitt executive action forces doctors to pay patients $100 for making them wait

Carol Tannenbaum

Gov Stitt executive action forces doctors to pay patients $100 for making them wait

Texas Gov. Abbott proposes bill to allow newborns to carry concealed weapons

Mark Joseph

Texas Gov. Abbott proposes bill to allow newborns to carry concealed weapons

Democrat and Republican parties prepare to claim midterm elections were stolen

Mark Joseph

Democrat and Republican parties prepare to claim midterm elections were stolen

Ca. Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency due to seasonal cold. New lock down ordered.

Sonny Soderberg

Ca. Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency due to seasonal cold. New lock down ordered.

House passes law to ban cancer. Senate to vote next week.

Carol Tannenbaum

House passes law to ban cancer. Senate to vote next week.

Boppa builds a wall. Jean-Pierre admits Trump was right.

Todd Beacon

Boppa builds a wall. Jean-Pierre admits Trump was right.

Sports

Brawl ends softball beer league game after pitcher plunks batter, umpire steals hoagie

Sonny Soderberg

Brawl ends softball beer league game after pitcher plunks batter, umpire steals hoagie

An interview with Ohio State head football "coach" Ryan Day

Mark Joseph

An interview with Ohio State head football "coach" Ryan Day

Tell us you're an Ohio State fan by not saying you're an Ohio State Fan

Mark Joseph

Tell us you're an Ohio State fan by not saying you're an Ohio State Fan

Google searches for ayahuasca jump 50000% after Rodgers credits the drug for MVP awards

Mark Joseph

Google searches for ayahuasca jump 50000% after Rodgers credits the drug for MVP awards

Yankees Brian Cashman trades his penis for Nationals Juan Soto

Mark Joseph

Yankees Brian Cashman trades his penis for Nationals Juan Soto

Barry Bonds 2001 piss cup sells at auction for $3,000,000

Todd Beacon

Barry Bonds 2001 piss cup sells at auction for $3,000,000

Clayton Kershaw breaks Dodgers K record, then makes MLB history

Carol Tannenbaum

Clayton Kershaw breaks Dodgers K record, then makes MLB history

Mets use 21 pitchers to complete no-no against Phillies

Mark Joseph

Mets use 21 pitchers to complete no-no against Phillies

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#60 - Your driver isn't El Chapo

Entertainment

Matthew McConaughey's long-lost twin brother arrested for methamphetamine possession

Sonny Soderberg

Matthew McConaughey's long-lost twin brother arrested for methamphetamine possession

Woke Disney replacing Mickey Mouse with Gregor The Non-Binary Gerbil

Mark Joseph

Woke Disney replacing Mickey Mouse with Gregor The Non-Binary Gerbil

Bruce Banner sexually transmitting his hulkiness around the globe

Mark Joseph

Bruce Banner sexually transmitting his hulkiness around the globe

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson split. Losers with no chance rejoice.

Mark Joseph

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson split. Losers with no chance rejoice.

Purge, Cast Away, Reanimate - Hollywood Actors

Todd Beacon

Purge, Cast Away, Reanimate - Hollywood Actors

An interview with Matthew McConaughey

Mark Joseph

An interview with Matthew McConaughey

Netflix newest originals will only have one episode per season

Sally Lipshank

Netflix newest originals will only have one episode per season

Star Wars fans continue to annoy the shit out of people on May the fourth

Carol Tannenbaum

Star Wars fans continue to annoy the shit out of people on May the fourth

Dear TDS

My Grandma won't die, and I really need her money

Sally Lipshank

My Grandma won't die, and I really need her money

My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis

Sonny Soderberg

My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis

My co-worker won't stop being mean to me

Mark Joseph

My co-worker won't stop being mean to me

My mother-in-law keeps saying my name wrong

Carol Tannenbaum

My mother-in-law keeps saying my name wrong

My son won't stop calling me "Bruh"

Mark Joseph

My son won't stop calling me "Bruh"

I accidentally saw my older sister's boob

Carol Tannenbaum

I accidentally saw my older sister's boob

My husband wants to have a threesome with his twin brother

Sally Lipshank

My husband wants to have a threesome with his twin brother

Having a difficult time choosing between beige and brown

Sonny Soderberg

Having a difficult time choosing between beige and brown