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My Grandma won't die, and I really need her money
Dear TDS, My Grandmother is about to turn eighty. I love her very much, but I would like her to move on to the next realm. When she dies,...


My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis
Dear TDS, My wife and I have been married for ten years. In all that time, she has refused to clean our toilet. She claims that because...


My co-worker won't stop being mean to me
Dear TDS, My name is Harold. I've been working at a new job for about six months now. I have a co-worker who has been mean to me since...


My mother-in-law keeps saying my name wrong
Dear TDS, My name is Lisa. My husband and I have been married for six months. My husband's mother refuses to say my name. She insists on...


My son won't stop calling me "Bruh"
Dear TDS, My sixteen-year-old son has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. He won’t do the dishes. He’s crashed the car twice. He...


I accidentally saw my older sister's boob
Dear TDS, I’m a thirteen-year-old boy. The other day, I had to go to the bathroom real bad. I had to get to the toilet within five...


My husband wants to have a threesome with his twin brother
Dear TDS, My husband and I have been married for ten years. He has an identical twin brother. His brother was just dumped by his...


Having a difficult time choosing between beige and brown
Dear TDS, My husband and I are planning to repaint our bedroom. We bought numerous samples of different colors and put them on the wall....


My son keeps testing positive for marijuana
Dear TDS, My sixteen-year-old son is a good boy. He gets good grades, has a job, and is very helpful around the house. The only problem I...


My dog keeps throwing up in his crate
Dear TDS, I have a gorgeous eight-year-old cocker spaniel named Ed. He’s a good boy. I tell him so every day. I know he understands what...


My neighbor won't stop dressing with his blinds open
Dear TDS, My three-hundred-pound neighbor has made it a habit of dressing and undressing in the window across from my bedroom window. He...