Celebrating 52 years of intellectual abstinence!
And still going unnoticeably strong
Founded in 1970, in response to Egyptian president Gamal Abdel-Nassar's death, months after the Beatles broke up, This Dog Stinks remains Freedom Bluff's only news source. As such, everyone who works here takes great pride in knowing that a period at the wrong time can really fuck up a sentence. And a dress.
Our future office
Every story has one side. Unless you choose to print double-sided. Double-sided printing is wasteful. You use twice as much ink.
This Dog Stink's story is no different than any other story involving a man who grew up on a farm and called a pig his best friend. The man was definitely not the pig's best friend. That pig got it's neck cut and bleed out on a hay-covered floor. Then he got sold to a butcher and was dinner for approximately twenty-three people. That was a one-sided relationship.
The moral to this story, like all of our stories, is that there is no story. Only words. Words that give no meaning to the letters that make them up.
And that's what makes our story so uninteresting.