Mark Joseph
Beto O'Rourke announces run for HOA president
El Paso, Texas—After failing miserably to get the people of the great State of Texas to elect him to something important, Beto O'Rourke...
Breaking News:
Todd Beacon
Hillary to AOC - "America did elect a woman president. That fucker Trump stole it."
Hartford, Connecticut—Count former do-nothing Senator and Benghazi murder accomplice Hillary Clinton as a hell to the N to the O when it...
Carol Tannenbaum
Gov Stitt executive action forces doctors to pay patients $100 for making them wait
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma—Governor J. Kevin Stitt is pissed off and he isn't taking it anymore. "While medical professionals in this state...
Mark Joseph
Texas Gov. Abbott proposes bill to allow newborns to carry concealed weapons
Austin, Texas—"Guns are only the enemy if you get killed by one." That was Texas Governor Greg Abbott's opening message to TUPAC (Texans...
Mark Joseph
Democrat and Republican parties prepare to claim midterm elections were stolen
Washington, D.C.—The upcoming 2022 midterm elections in November are the most important in the history of the United States. They replace...
Sonny Soderberg
Ca. Gov. Newsom declares state of emergency due to seasonal cold. New lock down ordered.
Sacramento, California—As a cold bug rips through the State of California, Governor Gavin Newsom isn't taking any chances. After...
Carol Tannenbaum
House passes law to ban cancer. Senate to vote next week.
Washington, D.C.—"It's about damn time!" No, Lizzo didn't perform in our nation's capital this week. Those were the first words uttered...
Todd Beacon
Boppa builds a wall. Jean-Pierre admits Trump was right.
Washington, D.C.—In what can only be described as a not so shocking turn of events from an administration led by a man who can't remember...
Mark Joseph
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Senate bill filled with pork
99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Senate bill filled with pork
Carol Tannenbaum
Caravan gets mislead by road sign. Travels back to Honduras.
Caravan gets mislead by road sign. Travels back to Honduras.
Todd Beacon
Homeless residents now outnumber those who have homes in Los Angeles
Homeless residents now outnumber those who have homes in Los Angeles
Sonny Soderberg
Mickey Mouse to Gov. DeSantis - "We're not going anywhere, bitch!"
Mickey Mouse to Gov. DeSantis - "We're not going anywhere, bitch!"
Sonny Soderberg
Democrats still hate Republicans
Washington, D.C.–Identified, known, and named sources confirmed this week that all members of the Democratic Party still hate the...
Mark Joseph
Ted Cruz to AOC - "I don't want to date you, I want to sleep with you!"
Ted Cruz to AOC - "I don't want to date you, I want to sleep with you!"
Mark Joseph
Boppa Pardons Wrong Turkey. Sens. Cotton and Graham Outraged.
Boppa Pardons Wrong Turkey. Sens. Cotton and Graham Outraged.