Sonny Soderberg
Brawl ends softball beer league game after pitcher plunks batter, umpire steals hoagie
Long Island, New York—A friendly, drunken game of coed softball turned into an angry, drunken game of coed softball after a pitcher for...
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Mark Joseph
An interview with Ohio State head football "coach" Ryan Day
Columbus, Ohio—Sometimes we have to do something that makes us so sick that we would rather shoot ourselves in the foot one thousand...
Mark Joseph
Tell us you're an Ohio State fan by not saying you're an Ohio State Fan
People have a way of telling us who they are without admitting to it. Cold-blooded murderer Alec Baldwin is the poster boy for...
Mark Joseph
Google searches for ayahuasca jump 50000% after Rodgers credits the drug for MVP awards
Green Bay, Wisconsin—NFL zen master and head douchebag Aaron Rodgers shocked the sports world this week when he gave credit for his last...
Mark Joseph
Yankees Brian Cashman trades his penis for Nationals Juan Soto
New York, New York–In a move that has stunned the sports world, New York Yankees General Manager and Senior Vice President, Brian...
Todd Beacon
Barry Bonds 2001 piss cup sells at auction for $3,000,000
Barry Bonds 2001 piss cup sells at auction for $3,000,000
Carol Tannenbaum
Clayton Kershaw breaks Dodgers K record, then makes MLB history
Clayton Kershaw breaks Dodgers K record, then makes MLB history
Mark Joseph
Mets use 21 pitchers to complete no-no against Phillies
Mets use 21 pitchers to complete no-no against Phillies
Sally Lipshank
Packers take Brett Favre in 4th round of NFL Draft
Packers take Brett Favre in 4th round of NFL Draft
Mark Joseph
Aidan Hutchinson drafted by Detroit Lions. Immediately retires.
Aidan Hutchinson drafted by Detroit Lions. Immediately retires.
Todd Beacon
Yankee Players take back nothing they said about the 2017 Astros
Yankee Players take back nothing they said about the 2017 Astros
Sonny Soderberg
Purge, Cast Away, Reanimate - Professional Golfers
Purge, Cast Away, Reanimate - Professional Golfers
Sally Lipshank
Cleveland Guardians fans plan payback for Yankees outfielders
Cleveland Guardians fans plan payback for Yankees outfielders
Carol Tannenbaum
Dodgers weirdo Trevor Bauer found unconscious. Taken to hospital.
Dodgers weirdo Trevor Bauer found unconscious. Taken to hospital.