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#33 - Control your body, big boy

My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis

Sonny Soderberg

My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis

Dear TDS, My wife and I have been married for ten years. In all that time, she has refused to clean our toilet. She claims that because...

My Grandma won't die, and I really need her money

Sally Lipshank

My Grandma won't die, and I really need her money

My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis

Sonny Soderberg

My wife won't clean our toilet because she doesn't have a penis

My co-worker won't stop being mean to me

Mark Joseph

My co-worker won't stop being mean to me

My mother-in-law keeps saying my name wrong

Carol Tannenbaum

My mother-in-law keeps saying my name wrong

My son won't stop calling me "Bruh"

Mark Joseph

My son won't stop calling me "Bruh"

I accidentally saw my older sister's boob

Carol Tannenbaum

I accidentally saw my older sister's boob

My husband wants to have a threesome with his twin brother

Sally Lipshank

My husband wants to have a threesome with his twin brother

Having a difficult time choosing between beige and brown

Sonny Soderberg

Having a difficult time choosing between beige and brown

My son keeps testing positive for marijuana

Sonny Soderberg

My son keeps testing positive for marijuana

My dog keeps throwing up in his crate

Mark Joseph

My dog keeps throwing up in his crate

My neighbor won't stop dressing with his blinds open

Todd Beacon

My neighbor won't stop dressing with his blinds open

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#39 - The window is for emergencies only