• Mark Joseph

Aidan Hutchinson drafted by Detroit Lions. Immediately retires.


University of Michigan super-stud, Aidan Hutchinson, begs God to not allow the Detroit Lions to draft him.
University of Michigan super-stud, Aidan Hutchinson, begs God to not allow the Detroit Lions to draft him.

Las Vegas, Nevada–In a rare move, the second pick in the NFL draft, Aidan Hutchinson, announced his retirement on Twitter, shortly after learning that the team who drafted him was the Detroit Lions.

When asked for comment, Lions general manager and executive vice president Brad Holmes said, “Honestly, I’m surprised it has happened yet. We were only hoping to suck less by adding Aidan.”