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Boppa builds a wall. Jean-Pierre admits Trump was right.


White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre summons her inner Homelander in an attempt to incinerate Fox News' Peter Douchey
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre summons her inner Homelander in an attempt to incinerate Fox News' Peter Douchey

Washington, D.C.—In what can only be described as a not so shocking turn of events from an administration led by a man who can't remember where his pinky is, President Biden has ordered the Department of Homeland Security to complete construction on a border wall near the Morelos Dam in Arizona.


After being peppered with hoots, hollers, and comments from Fox News' Peter Douchey about former President Trump being right the whole time, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre blamed the decision on Texas Governor Greg Abbott.


"That motherfucker won't stop busing those Mexicans up here. We don't want them either. Shit. There, I said it. Are you happy? Of course, Trump was right. We just always thought that problem would stay down there. Fucking Texans. You think they're stupid, but they aren't. They're sneaky little bastards. I give Governor Abbott a lot of credit. He got us. But the joke is on him, because we're just going to bus those Mexicans right back to him after that wall is completed. Then they won't have any way back home, and Abbott will be stuck with them."


CNN's Kaitlan Collins then asked Jean-Pierre what would keep Abbott from stamping return to sender on the buses.


"Like most, if not all of his decisions, Boppa, excuse me, President Biden has not thoroughly considered that highly likely, if not one hundred percent probable scenario. Until then, we look forward to dealing solely with our own homegrown crime and homelessness in Washington, D.C."