Having a difficult time choosing between beige and brown
My husband and I are planning to repaint our bedroom. We bought numerous samples of different colors and put them on the wall. My husband wanted to go with blue, but I convinced him to narrow down our options to beige and brown. Which color should we choose?
Can't Decide in New York
Dear Can't Decide,
After reading this, I got down on my knees and thanked God that I’m not married to you. Holy shit, I can picture you standing in front of the yogurt aisle for ten minutes trying to choose between blueberry and strawberry. Unless you’re inviting me over for a threesome, I could give two shits what color you pick. Even then, I’m not going to be paying attention to your walls. I’m going to be more focused on making sure your husband keeps his junk away from me.
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