• Todd Beacon

Hillary to AOC - "America did elect a woman president. That fucker Trump stole it."


2016 presidential election loser Hillary Clinton tries to explain the difference between anime and cartoons
2016 presidential election loser Hillary Clinton tries to explain the difference between anime and cartoons

Hartford, Connecticut—Count former do-nothing Senator and Benghazi murder accomplice Hillary Clinton as a hell to the N to the O when it comes to agreeing with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's assertion that Americans hate women so much that they won't elect one as president.


"Americans already elected a woman president, God dammit!" Clinton told a pack of groupies at her annual Women Support Other Women Only If They're Democrats retreat in Hartford, Connecticut. "Fucking Donald Trump. I've been talking about how that asshole stole my presidency for almost six years. I was elected. He and his Russian cronies spent hundreds of dollars on Facebook to take the Oval Office from me. I can't prove it, mind you, but I know it. And that's all that matters.


"Look, I love AOC. I love that she just says what's on her mind, even when it doesn't make any sense. I don't know if you know this, but Bill spent a lot of time in New York in the 80s. So sometimes I look at her and think, 'My God, there's a very real possibility that she's my stepchild.'


"As Alexandria's possible mother, I would like to apologize for her comments. While it's a known fact that most Americans do hate women—really, you can't blame them considering that we have to claim Lauren Boebert as one of our own—but Americans don't hate women badly enough to not elect one as president. I'm living proof. I was the President of the United States. Technically, I still am. I think we all know that I would have won again in 2020.


Ocasio-Cortez seemed to approve of the possibility that Clinton is her stepmother.

Former, and actually was, President Bill Clinton was later seen boarding a charter plane bound for New York.