I accidentally saw my older sister's boob
I’m a thirteen-year-old boy. The other day, I had to go to the bathroom real bad. I had to get to the toilet within five seconds, or my mom was going to be buying me new underwear. Anyway, I ran upstairs to use the bathroom. When I ran in, my older sister was just getting out of the shower. She had a towel around her body, but one of her boobs was hanging out. I’ve seen boobs before. Actually, I’ve seen a lot. (Thank you, Google!) I used to love boobs, but now I feel dirty whenever I search “Big boobs,” or “Little boobs,” or “Asian boobs.” I even get grossed out when I search, “Insane nipples.” I can’t get my sister’s boob out of my head.
Throwing Up in Arkansas
Dear Throwing Up,
I wouldn’t worry too much. Trust me, this is not the first time a male in Arkansas has seen his sister’s boob. In fact, it may be some kind of law that you’re required to see your sister’s boob. All women have boobs. I’ll bet your dad even has boobs. Why don’t you show your sister your butthole. That might make you feel better. If that doesn’t work, stop searching for boobs. Start searching for other parts of the body. Try Googling “Coochy coo,” or “Man cave.” (You have to go to the end of the search results to see what I’m talking about.)
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