• Carol Tannenbaum

My mother-in-law keeps saying my name wrong


She looks nice, but Feeling Ugly in Scranton is about to go scortched-Earth on her wrinkly ass
She looks nice, but Feeling Ugly in Scranton is about to go scortched-Earth on her wrinkly ass

Dear TDS,


My name is Lisa. My husband and I have been married for six months. My husband's mother refuses to say my name. She insists on calling me Mona. I’m starting to get the feeling that she does that because it’s her way of saying that I’m ugly. Mona Lisa certainly wasn’t the prettiest model.


Feeling Ugly in Scranton




Dear Feeling Ugly,


Wow. Your mother-in-law sounds like a real bitch. The next time you’re alone with her, scratch the hell out of your face and then run to your husband crying. Tell him she did it. If your husband has a set of balls, you’ll never have to see her again. Bonus points if you call the police and press charges.


Carol



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