My neighbor won't stop dressing with his blinds open

Weird lawn mower gets pushed around the yard by shameless fat man

Dear TDS,

My three-hundred-pound neighbor has made it a habit of dressing and undressing in the window across from my bedroom window. He purposely leaves his blinds open when he does it. Sometimes his blinds are closed, and he opens them just so I can see. It’s grotesque. I have asked him numerous times to stop, but that has only seemed to empower him. Lately, he’s doing it more and more. Sometimes he waves and smiles. What can I do?

Unwilling Voyeur in Tacoma

Dear Unwilling Voyeur,

Blackmail the fat fuck. Snap a few pictures and threaten to post them online. You can also print the pictures and tape them to the community mailbox. If you don’t want to do that, there is another option. You could close your own fucking blinds. Life is not difficult to conquer.

Todd

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