• Mark Joseph

My son won't stop calling me "Bruh"

Lost Dad from Bakersfield's nuts finder
Lost Dad from Bakersfield's nuts finder

Dear TDS,

My sixteen-year-old son has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. He won’t do the dishes. He’s crashed the car twice. He won’t do his homework. He won’t take out the garbage. All he does is play video games and watch videos on TikTok. Lately, he doesn’t even call me Dad. He calls me bruh. I am at my wits end. Please help.

Lost Dad from Bakersfield

Dear Lost Dad,

I am going to put this as gently as possible. Grow a set a balls and kick his fucking ass. That’s all I’ve got for you, wuss.


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