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Tony Soprano's ghost kills Christopher Moltisanti's ghost


Tony Soprano's ghost injects a large amount of heroine into Christopher Moltisanti's ghost face
Tony Soprano's ghost injects a large amount of heroine into Christopher Moltisanti's ghost face

Hell–Tony Soprano was never a man to be fucked with. It turns out his ghost isn’t either. In the opening act of The Many Saints of Newark, Soprano’s long-deceased nephew/cousin/or whatever the fuck, Christopher Moltisanti, ratted on him — telling the world that his uncle/cousin/no one fucking knows was the one who killed him.


Soprano didn’t mince words after the afterlife murder. “That motherfucker, Chrissy. He deserved to die a second time. There’s a code. A fucking eternal code. It doesn’t matter who killed you. When they killed you. How they killed you. It doesn’t matter how much you loved them. It doesn’t matter how much you trusted them. It doesn’t matter if you’re already dead. You don’t fucking rat.”


The ghost of Moltisanti’s ghost was just as animated. “Fuck, Tony. And Fuck his little piece of shit il cazzo. That motherfucker made me choke on my own blood. Now he forced so much heroin into me that I choked on my own vomit. That motherfucker. I’m sick of choking on shit. How the fuck am I supposed to go back home and tell Adrianna that I’m dead again?”


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