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Do you ever get the feeling that a coworker is staring at you, wondering what kind of porn you watch on your work computer after everyone goes home for the night? And then you start to fantasize about that coworker, wondering if he or she or them or they or what would join you in your weird work-after-dark ritual that would probably get your hands chopped off in Iran?

We're going to make a meditation for that some day.

Until then, please enjoy these rather equally fucked up meditations we thought might help ease any burdens life has thrown your way.

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She Found Your Porn History On Your Cell Phone Meditation
It's Your Turn to Clean the Toilets and Your Wife Is on Her Period Meditation
Your Wife is Gay Meditation
Motivation Meditation
Short Man Meditation
Fear of Flying Meditation
Pandemic Meditation